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Glee writers have missed so many opportunities to have Brittany sing to Rachel.

My song choice for this? Popular, from the Wicked soundtrack!

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Customer: Excuse me, do you have those mini Oreos?
Me: Yes, ma'am. *displays cookies a la Vanna White*
Customer: Thank you! We were Ay a party this weekend and they had these. They tasted just like real Oreos!
Me: *facepalm*


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Grrr!

Dec. 17th, 2011 04:27 pm
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We need to start pooling resources. I have a feeling I'm going to need bail money before the night is over.

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To the guy who just asked me if the Veg-All Mixed Vegetables were on the canned vegetable aisle or the soup aisle....please think really hard about that question and then tell me if you really want me to answer you.

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Lost in a sea of meaningless faces
Drowning in regret for decisions made so long ago.

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Life stuff

Nov. 16th, 2011 08:52 am
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I hate living with depression all the time, but never more so than during the low points. I don't think there is anything worse than your own brain trying to convince you that the world would be a better place without you in it.

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Upside to waking up at OMG:30? The heater in my car actually decided to work today. I was so surprised when it started blowing warm air that I turned it off for a second, thinking something was wrong!

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A friend at school convinced me to sign up to take yoga. Im not sure how he managed this, unless there was the promise of nudity and/or alcohol involved, but i am registered.

My question is this: can fat people even do yoga? And by fat, im talking huge...like someone who makes King Kong look like Tarzan's chimp.

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Umm...

Aug. 13th, 2011 04:23 pm
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Dear guys,

If you feel the need to constantly tug on your crotch, most of us assume that you either a) have crotch rot, b) have underwear that is much too tight, or c) are hitting on us in a very lewd (thought sometimes welcome) manner.

Just thought you should know that.

Love,

Me!

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off day

Jul. 13th, 2011 10:05 am
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Today is all about the packing and cleaning and cleaning and packing. ALL THE THINGS!!!!!

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wanna know the best way to start your vacation? have your car die on you halfway to your destination.

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I get a fuzzy, warm feeling when Puck calls Kurt "Princess".

what are some of your fandom related guilty pleasures?

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whining

Jun. 8th, 2011 06:59 pm
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why am I forever destined to have the hugest crushes on straight guys with whom I have no shot?

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Every time I hear a George Michael song, I want J2 fic.

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hmmm

Jun. 1st, 2011 01:32 am
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damn my hearty constitution.

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but if you're smoking while you're pregnant, why should I make any concessions due to your pregnancy? you can't say "I can't do that cause I'm pregnant" then hop outside and light up a smoke.

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To all the mother's out there, I wish a wonderful, happy mother's day to you! May you have a happy, fun filled day, full of laughing children and great presents (cause, let's be honest, if you're not getting presents, what's the point?).

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It's amazing to me the amount of crap fix I'm willing to read just to get me some Morgan/Reid romance. In no other fandon would I ever be willing to read this level of crap.

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So far, its letting me post to LJ. I don't like that it doesn't appear to show you your float or anything else.

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