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Time for Meme
Go to UrbanDictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you.
1. Your name?
Carl - Man of unparralled sexiness, hung like a donkey and a god in the sack. Can pull women in his sleep and is completely oblivious to his own sexiness and magnetic pull with women. Also very forgiving!
Wow, did you see that guy, he was beyond sexy!
Yeah he's a Carl for sure!
2. Your age?
33 - The percentage of sexually active highschoolers who will have intercourse with more than 4 people before gradcuation- often used as a replacement for the words slut, hoe, whore etc.
"I can't believe what a hoe you are! Laura, you're such a 33!"
3. One of your friends?
Margaret - A girl who craves attention. Is also one of the most giving people you will ever meet, but do not cross her since she can be the spawn of Satan. Is apparently good in bed, does not have the best luck in finding worthy partners.
Britt: I am sorry that you were in a Margaret situation with your boyfriend Carla.
Jake: Be nice to her she can be such a Margaret sometimes.
4. What should you be doing?
Cooking - A word to describe the act of making methamphetamines
He was arrested for cooking
5. Favorite color?
Purple - Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to them. Also accompanied by a fragant, usually fruity smell and mad perma-grin.
Yo, you gotta come over and smoke, boy! I got the purple!
6. Hometown?
Georgiana - A crazy little person who likes to jump up and down alot.
person1: stop jumping
p2:no, never!
p1: what is you like georgiana!?!?!?!
7. Month of your birthday?
January - The best month of the year with February right behind.when the coolest/hottest people were born. Also the prettiest time of the year..snow & winter time. Who doesnt love January?
Person 1: Im glad its January
Person 2: Hell yea my birthdays this month!
Person 1: IKR?! mine too.
Person 2: who doesnt love January?
8. Last person you talked to?
Sonja - A beautiful, sexy, bootylicious female. She is worshipped by many & has been the cause of many huge cult followings in the early 1990's. Sonja's usually keep a low profile, so consider it a rare and special event to be blessed by her presence.
It's a Sonja day, I'm gonna buy myself a lotto ticket!
That ass is perfect, just like Sonja.
9. Where are you right now?
Home - In relationships, "getting home" is to have sex with the other person.
(as an analogy of beisball, the different steps from kissing to actually having sex, have been compared to getting 1st,2nd 3rd base, and finally "getting home")
I "got home" with my girl last night, if you know what i mean...
10. Your nickname?
Monkey - Slang for the female genetalia, Pussy!
Hey dog, that bitch has a fat ass monkey!!
11. Your favorite sport?
Spectator - Spectator is a commonly used term to describe the 'odd sheep in the pen' in regards to women and their associates. In other words the 'fatter' of the friends, one who doesn't look after personal figure, the girl who goes and watches her 'fitter' friends play sport, whilst sitting on the side line eating a pie.
1. "Mate, why did you have to bring the spectator back to ours last night?"
2. "Mate the only way i was going to root the amazing one was if the ugly friend came along"
1. "fair enough then ya pol cat."
1. Your name?
Carl - Man of unparralled sexiness, hung like a donkey and a god in the sack. Can pull women in his sleep and is completely oblivious to his own sexiness and magnetic pull with women. Also very forgiving!
Wow, did you see that guy, he was beyond sexy!
Yeah he's a Carl for sure!
2. Your age?
33 - The percentage of sexually active highschoolers who will have intercourse with more than 4 people before gradcuation- often used as a replacement for the words slut, hoe, whore etc.
"I can't believe what a hoe you are! Laura, you're such a 33!"
3. One of your friends?
Margaret - A girl who craves attention. Is also one of the most giving people you will ever meet, but do not cross her since she can be the spawn of Satan. Is apparently good in bed, does not have the best luck in finding worthy partners.
Britt: I am sorry that you were in a Margaret situation with your boyfriend Carla.
Jake: Be nice to her she can be such a Margaret sometimes.
4. What should you be doing?
Cooking - A word to describe the act of making methamphetamines
He was arrested for cooking
5. Favorite color?
Purple - Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to them. Also accompanied by a fragant, usually fruity smell and mad perma-grin.
Yo, you gotta come over and smoke, boy! I got the purple!
6. Hometown?
Georgiana - A crazy little person who likes to jump up and down alot.
person1: stop jumping
p2:no, never!
p1: what is you like georgiana!?!?!?!
7. Month of your birthday?
January - The best month of the year with February right behind.when the coolest/hottest people were born. Also the prettiest time of the year..snow & winter time. Who doesnt love January?
Person 1: Im glad its January
Person 2: Hell yea my birthdays this month!
Person 1: IKR?! mine too.
Person 2: who doesnt love January?
8. Last person you talked to?
Sonja - A beautiful, sexy, bootylicious female. She is worshipped by many & has been the cause of many huge cult followings in the early 1990's. Sonja's usually keep a low profile, so consider it a rare and special event to be blessed by her presence.
It's a Sonja day, I'm gonna buy myself a lotto ticket!
That ass is perfect, just like Sonja.
9. Where are you right now?
Home - In relationships, "getting home" is to have sex with the other person.
(as an analogy of beisball, the different steps from kissing to actually having sex, have been compared to getting 1st,2nd 3rd base, and finally "getting home")
I "got home" with my girl last night, if you know what i mean...
10. Your nickname?
Monkey - Slang for the female genetalia, Pussy!
Hey dog, that bitch has a fat ass monkey!!
11. Your favorite sport?
Spectator - Spectator is a commonly used term to describe the 'odd sheep in the pen' in regards to women and their associates. In other words the 'fatter' of the friends, one who doesn't look after personal figure, the girl who goes and watches her 'fitter' friends play sport, whilst sitting on the side line eating a pie.
1. "Mate, why did you have to bring the spectator back to ours last night?"
2. "Mate the only way i was going to root the amazing one was if the ugly friend came along"
1. "fair enough then ya pol cat."
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