I can't sleep, so you get spam. That's just the way it is.

[luvxander]

Found this on entrenous88's LJ and couldn't resist.

Just look at my grin and tell me I'm not gonna get to ride Santa's lap this year.

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In April I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). Last Thursday I put money in up_your_peach's expired parking meter (14 points). Last Wednesday I gave theamusedone a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last Tuesday I turned thebratqueen in for tearing the tag off a mattress (3 points). In July I ruled Asscrackistan as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Overall, I've been nice (726 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony! Sincerely, luvxander

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