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luvxander ([personal profile] luvxander) wrote2006-03-05 02:27 am
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It’s good to know my local mall is free from Chechen rebels with rocket launchers and intentions on taking my “ass virginity.”

This is ... uh, hmm.... I'm not really sure what you'd call this.

Zen of the Mall Ninja

Trust me, just go read it. Though, a legal notice....I hold no responsibility for any drink spewage that may occur while perusing this blog site.

[identity profile] byakuganchick.livejournal.com 2006-03-05 03:33 pm (UTC)(link)
O.o

There are no words. And for some reason, I'm imagining the Mall Ninja guy as the Comic Book Guy from The Simpsons.

[identity profile] luvxander.livejournal.com 2006-03-05 03:50 pm (UTC)(link)
See? I kept picturing him as Bill Paxton's character on Weird Science.

[identity profile] byakuganchick.livejournal.com 2006-03-05 06:52 pm (UTC)(link)
His Internet Image=Jayne Cobb

His real life image=That fat guy from Jurrassic Park