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Once upon a time in Buffy the Vampire Slayer there were 141 frottages that kiss one another. But, as we all know detruction can quickly become creation. How? Through a few simple plot tricks, one such as run/stop. Not your interest? Never fear! Someone can always throttle the other one, and we all know that equals love. Like things a little... looser? Wilder? Slap some tail on them and let nature take its course. Rawr.

Now, Xander is sarcastic. Right. AGREED. Or are we? Because I think if you look a little closer, you'll see that really, Xander likes to flirt. And then Lindsey will grab them back. And then have sex. Lots and lots of sex. bile is optional.

Canon? AU? Who cares as long as there is sex, right? First, who's taller? There's your topper. Writing sex requires the use of 23 of different terms for cock. An example to draw from: deer droppings, screwdriver or push button. And what do they do? They *headdesk*, kick, bite and oh yes, sit. This will only make the brown one scream in ecstasy. And they always orgasm in fic.

Get it right! But not too right. Spelling is an option. These words are for flavor, not for a final exam. Cringing is unnecessary if you come across laxidaisicall or cuntree in a story. And also, hyphens are optional as well. This is for FUN, it isn't school, you old biddy!

And there you have it! The tools needed to write your own fic in Harry Potter and be a success!



Owww, I hurt so much. Tonight we got very very long night. Huge truck worth of shipment that we had to get sorted and rolled out onto the floor. My third day of being a manager, second day of being in charge on my own, went not great.

First, I messed up one cashier's deposit. I totally forgot to enter her cash when putting her paperwork into the computer. Had to contact IT and get fussed at by them for all the extra work this puts them through with trying to fix our deposit. Then, though they weren't supposed to do anything until morning, they went ahead and did it anyway, making my end of night deposit appear to be over by almost $250. Major fixing to do on that. But, I left it for the GM tomorrow. Then, I hit a wrong button and accidentally shut down the server for our register network, during the middle of a huge rush. I wanted to cry. Called the GM at home in a major panic to see how to fix it, but felt stupid when told that there was a reset button. *eyeroll*

Didn't manage to finish sorting shipment until 11:30pm. Apparently, no one told GM that I'd never run a shipment shift before and had no clue how anything was supposed to be sorted and stacked. Luckily, Aaron was there, and he knew how it was done, so he helped a LOT.

I nearly collapsed at one point because I was much much too busy to stop for lunch. So I grabbed a cup of coffee, that's the good columbian obsessedmuch, and went right back to work. Idiot that I am, I'd taken my diet pill anyway and my blood sugar dropped so low that I actually fell because I was feeling so weak. Not hurt though, just feel like an idiot. Must remember to pick up some more snack crackers when I get paid. After renewing my LJ, purchasing user pics, paying the car insurance, paying my mother, gassing up my car, donating to my writercon fund, and praying that I have somewhere to stay at writercon (since I haven't heard from my planned room mate in 40 forevers), I should have just enough for about 3 packs of those crackers. Gonna have to spread those out.

There's a lot more I'd like to say here, but I'm so tired I can barely keep my eyes open, and I'm still weak from not eating. Hopefully, my tea will calm my brain enough for me to get some sleep.

See you guys later.