luvxander | obsessedmuch has gone postal. Dear God, won't someone help me?

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LJ stalking horror - a report by luvxander.

obsessedmuch is stalking luvxander
obsessedmuch’s REAL name :	Estrella Whitmore
obsessedmuch’s REAL DOB :	24th April 1983
Height :168 cm	Weight : 70.6 kg
obsessedmuch has dreamt about you :	12 times
obsessedmuch became interested in you :	05th October 2003
obsessedmuch’s latest dream about you
Both you and obsessedmuch are working in an animal sanctuary together. obsessedmuch suggests that you retire to the empty ape sanctuary for a while for a bit of role-play.
This is how obsessedmuch describes your relationship behind your back
‘We’ll be together forever. I know it. I can feel it in my heart. Thing’s have never been better between me and luvxander!’
obsessedmuch’s been stealing stuff from your house too.
You know the way all of your baby teeth mysteriously disappeared? Well obsessedmuch has them.
They’ve even started modifying their body for you
In the past year obsessedmuch has spent their entire life savings on cosmetic surgery in an attempt to look more like you.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
Hold me my sweet angel and I shall forever be faithful. Well until you get old and ugly of course. Then it’ll be a completely different matter.

The Police
No. calls to the police :	3 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"Hello is that the police? Ah good, it’s just there’s this maniac standing outside my house in the pouring rain waving at me, with flowers in their hand. I think they’ve been following me for the last year Their name? obsessedmuch."
obsessedmuch’s Police File
obsessedmuch is a convicted stalker who will re-offend. Particularly if they have access to the internet and I feel sorry for the poor son of a bitch who catches the attention of this crazed motherfucker.

Testimonies about obsessedmuch

soft_princess - A deformed enuch

‘I’m completely fucking gutted to hear about all of this. I always liked obsessedmuch. Are you sure you’re accusing the right person?’

amyjo213 - Suicidal wreck

‘Dear God! I knew obsessedmuch was a right thieving bastard but I didn’t know they were such a skank. luvxander is a bit of a sucker really.’

redeem147 - Car wreck of a human

‘obsessedmuch’s obsession with breastfeeding should have acted as an insight into their warped mind. I can’t believe I overlooked it for so long. Jesus.’

saifai - Dry your eyes

‘Thank Christ I never let obsessedmuch into my house. God the thought of it all gives me the creeps!’

obsessedmuch has gone postal. Dear God, won't someone help me?

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