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Q: What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?
A: 1 US leader

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Q: What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say?
A: Beat it - we're closed.

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Q: Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties?
A: To find a tight seal.

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Q: What's the difference between sin and shame?
A: It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.

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Q: What's the speed limit of sex?
A: 68; at 69 you have to turn around.

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Q: Why did Raggedy Ann get thrown out of the toy box?
A: She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face, and moaning, "Lie to me!"

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Q: Why is air a lot like sex?
A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

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Q: What's another name for pickled bread?
A: Dill-dough.

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Q: Why are Monica Lewinsky's cheeks so puffy?
A: She's withholding evidence.

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Q: What's the difference between light and hard?
A: You can sleep with a light on.

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Q: Why is sex like a bridge game?
A: You don't need a partner if you have a good hand.

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Q: What's the definition of macho?
A: Jogging home from your own vasectomy.

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Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.