Set your VCRs people!! also gakked from xanpet2000

My LiveJournal Sitcom
Living motorcycles (NBC, 5:00): luvxander (Penelope Cruz) discovers that jacklemmon (Omar Epps) is taking ballet lessons. That weekend, phaelstya (Jennifer Connelly) learns a card trick from eternalmusings (George Takei). The week after, glossing (Sarah Bernhardt) tells robintcj (Catherine Bell) about Scientology. At the same time, yindagger (Kyle Chandler) gets mad at soft_princess (Vanessa Redgrave) and decides to join the Peace Corps. That same day, edibbea (Kevin Spacey) buys arundhathi (Jon Favreau)'s old printer. Wacky results follow.
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)