gakked from jacklemmon

1. Take your livejournal username and replace each letter with the corresponding number (a=1, b=2, etc.). If your name contains numbers, you'll need to convert them to letters first before you can convert to numbers.
luvxander = 12, 20, 22, 1, 14, 4, 5, 18

2. Add all of the numbers together to create a kind of super number.
96

3. Make a note of the first digit of this number, then add the digits of the number together.
15

4. Find the post of this number in your livejournal. If you don't have that many posts, add the digits together again. Keep doing so until the number is smaller than your pathetic number of posts.
June 22, 2003

5. Take the digit you noted in step 3, and count that many words into the post.
arms

6. Use the resulting word in a google image search, and select a picture from the first page.

( Image! OMG )

7. post the results for us all to see!

gakked from darkenheart

We regret to announce the unpleasant demise of luvxander, who on the 5th of August of this year was viciously minced by a large rabid squirrel. This unfortunate incident occurred in an adult bookstore behind an outhouse. The deceased was reported to have shouted "Well, there goes the rest of my day..." just before expiring. luvxander is survived by fifty or so gerbils. Funeral services will be held the 7th of next month.

gakked from jacklemmon and wondersheep respectively

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( how to make a me )