So.....here's some stuff.

Things you have to believe to be a Republican today.

+ Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary Clinton.
+ Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him, and a bad guy when Bush needed a "we can't find Bin Laden" diversion.
+ Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is Communist, but trade with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony.
+ The United States should get out of the United Nations, and our highest national priority is enforcing U.N. resolutions against Iraq.
+ A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body, but multi-national corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind without regulation.
+ The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in speeches, while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay.
+ If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have sex.
+ A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our long-time allies, then demand their cooperation and money.
+ Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy, but providing health care to all Americans is socialism. HMOs and insurance companies have the best interests of the public at heart.
+ Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk science, but Creationism and Intelligent Design should be taught in schools.
+ A president lying about an extramarital affair is an impeachable offense, but a president lying to enlist support for a war in which thousands die is solid defense policy.
+ Government should limit itself to the powers named in the Constitution, which include banning gay marriages and censoring the Internet.
+ The public has a right to know about Hillary's cattle trades, but George Bush's driving record is none of our business.
+ Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're a conservative radio host. Then it's an illness and you need our prayers for your recovery.
+ You support states' rights, but the Attorney General can tell states what local voter initiatives they have the right to adopt.
+ What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital national interest, but what Bush did in the '80s is irrelevant.

Feel free to pass this on.
Friends don't let friends vote Republican.


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( My Brain's Gender )

Not really that much to report lately. Job's going okay, things seem to be settling down between the boss and I, especially now that he knows I'm not against going job hunting and that there are other opportunities out there for me, should I be so inclined.

OH, and while out shopping with my mom tonight, I ran into a lady I worked with about a year or so ago. After doing the catch up thing of 'How are you?' 'What are you up to now?' and everything, she just couldn't stop going on and on about how much better I looked and how much weight I've lost. Made me downright giddy. I couldn't stop smiling. Which made my mom, when I made it back to her, ask how many people I'd managed to maim on my way to the dairy cooler. How fab is that?

I totally hope I really have lost as much as people seem to think I have. I mean, I'm proud of what I've done so far, but 38 pounds in six months isn't really a lot.

One last thing - - - Anyone who's interested, I'm reposting all of my fics over at my new reading/writing journal, ceejxan. I've opened that one for my fic communities and am keeping this one for personal use. Though, you will still see fandom stuff all over the place here.

Love you guys.

*kisses*

OMG, how hilarious.

Everyone, run quickly to your local google site. In the search field, enter the world failure and click on I'm Feeling Lucky. The results are hilarious. Well, maybe not if you like Bush, but it was hilarious to me.