AJ!!!

Why didn't you tell me there was a Hellmouth in Capeside?

That's really the only explanation for, among other things, Joey's hair.

Also?

• I don't like Henry. Actually, I pretty much loathe him. He's not only epically challenged, but he looks and talks like a caricature of a vampire from a badly written Anne Rice novel.
• EEEE!!!!!! Jack met Ethan, but Ethan left. Does Ethan come back? They looked so good together. And it was so sweet the way they interacted. Now I want to see Jack jump on Ethan and ride him against that tree they were camping next to.
• Dawson? So needs to get over himself. All he has to do is look at Nikki to see that he is not the only person in the universe who’s parents have gotten a divorce. Please make him before he breaks out into the chorus of Nobody Knows the Sorrow I’ve Seen.
• Pacey? Needs to suck it up. All his little diatribes to Dawson and Joey about them needing to make up their minds about whether they’re going to like each other or not and he can’t seem to make up his own about Andie or whoever the hot chick of the week is.
• Grams? I love Grams. She gets a little tiring at times, but that just proves the actress nailed the part. I mean, who’s grandmother hasn’t annoyed them at times?
• Jen sooo needs to get laid.
• I'm not discussing Bessie. I've met my cursing quota for the day.
• I want Jack to have a boyfriend. AJ, make him have a boyfriend. If he'd lose that pesky virginity, he would be so nervous anymore.

And now I'm going to go to bed before I pass out at my computer <s>again</s>.

Anyone out there know what it is about your brain that makes you actively fight against sleep? I can never seem to go to sleep unless I'm so exhausted that I'm on the verge of passing out.