Yeah...I'm probably going to fail english class

The teacher wants us to write an essay, in the Rogerian style of argument, 4-7 pages long. Mine is on the topic, Legalization of Gay Marriage.

And...it's hopeless. I wrote my first paper on that and it turned out pretty good. But this new style she sprung on us, I have no clues about. I don't even know how to start the damn paper. And, at this point, I'm ready to just except a 0 for it and let that be it.

I'm not even sure why I chose to go back to school, it's completely obvious that I have no clue what I'm doing and should have just stuck with my life in retail.

I'm going to bed now. With any luck, maybe I won't wake up tomorrow.

Update on my last post

First of all, I just want to say a huge thank you to everyone who commented on last night's post. I had been banging my head against a wall for hours and was so incredibly frustrated what with having 2 finals today, plus an english paper due, plus a big math test Wednesday, that I just let it get to me way too much. So thank you all for your support and cheers.

Now. I asked around today and found out that the school has a writing center. I went there and got teamed up with a tutor (who is this REALLY hot guy named Jeremy). Once he found out I had not one single clue what I was doing, he sat me down, gave me a basic outline of what the paper called for and basically ordered me to get started on it and bring him a rough draft tomorrow at 2:30. Which is entirely what I needed.

Anyone who knows me, knows that, when left to my own devices, I will weedle and niggle my way around to not doing anything. But, have a guy tell me to do something, and I'm all over that like a moth to a flame.

So now I'm off to a friend's house and he's going to help me get started on the paper and, hopefully, I'll have Jeremy right where I want him tomorrow.

Wait....is it against the rules to sleep with your tutor?