Weirdest dream ever!!!

Okay, so one should never ever ever try and force themselves to sleep in order to get their circadian rhythms back in sync. Cause those circadians, they'll kick the shit out of you.

It started out normally enough. Well, if you can call Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman owning a restaurant in Mobile, Alabama normal. But they did. And for some reason I was there, having dinner with my brother, his wife, their kids, his wife's mother and grandmother. We had a pretty good time, I even wound up having a debate with Nicole Kidman on the ethics of hunting.

When we were all done, my brother and his wife got up to go and get the car while his MIL was going to pay the check. She asked me to wait a moment while she and her mother took the kids to the bathroom, and that was the last time I saw them. Turns out they'd all done a dine and dash and left me with the check...and no money. I had no way to pay the bill.

But, luckily for me, Tom Cruises daughter was working there as a waitress and, apparently, I'd gone to high school with her (don't ask me, I have no idea), so she vouched for me, to keep me out of jail. I was allowed to leave, so I went out to the parking lot to get into my car, and there was a detective waiting there who wanted to talk to me about testifying against Tom Cruise and shutting down his Mob ring. I have no idea.

That's when I woke up, with a huge sense of WTF!

So, like I said...never force your body to go to sleep when it doesn't want to, it will get back at you.

Come on, help a heffah out.

I know someone out there reads Criminal Minds fanfic. I've only recently started it, so I'm looking for recs. So far, I've read just about everything over at morganreid_cm.

So, can anyone help? I have an intense need to read as much as I can possibly get my hands on.