This just in...

[luvxander]

What's a great way to start your day?

Lazily rolling over in bed and realizing, happily, that you have no work today and can just putter around the house at your leisure? Nope, not for me.

I get to wake up, rush around like a chicken with it's head cut off, break my glasses, and realize that it's too late to stop by Lenscrafters to get them fixed. But, knowing my luck, they won't be able to fix them and I'll need a whole new pair. Which would be fine, if it didn't mean that another paycheck was going to bite the dust. I really would love it if just once, I could get paid without having some emergency pop up a couple days before that requires that I spend every dime I make just to fix something.



Now I'm off to hop in the shower and rush to get to work on time. After I find some superglue to put the leg back on my glasses so I can see.

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[dancetomato.livejournal.com]

After I find some superglue to put the leg back on my glasses so I can see.

What? You're too good for duct tape, Mr. Krazy Glue Pants? *superglues your fingers to mine so we can hold hands 4EVAH!*

[luvxander.livejournal.com]

Honey, I'm gay. We don't know how to use duct tape. And if we did, we wouldn't admit it. That way, we can legitimately ask for help from the hot, hawt straight guy that likes helping out others.