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I have a very serious post this morning.

For a while now I've been seeing this person from LJ/MSNland pretty much exclusively. Now I'd like to take moment to propose a question that could change the course of our lives forever.

( jacklemmon )

To whomever Kyle is....

You responded to a recent post of mine with a very detailed ad for the Mel Gibson movie Passions of Christ (or something like that). I don't want to offend you, but I'd like to ask that you not post advertisements in comments on my LJ, especially not advertisements for one of the biggest bigots in Hollywood.

Thank you.

gakked from spikes_heart

Okay, I didn't realize I was this emotionally damaged.


Heart of Stone


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Just thought I'd throw this out there for a laugh

Cats vs Dogs


How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change A Light Bulb?

1. Golden Retriever:
The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

2. Border Collie:
Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

3. Dachshund:
You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

4. Rottweiler:
Make me.

5. Boxer:
Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

6. Lab:
Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!

7. German Shepherd:
I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

8. Jack Russell Terrier:
I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

9. Old English Sheep Dog:
Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?

10. Cocker Spaniel:
Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

11. Chihuahua:
Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

12. Pointer:
I see it, there it is, there it is, right there ....

13. Greyhound:
It isn't moving. Who cares?

14. Australian Shepherd:
First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle .

15. Poodle:
I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

The Cat's Answer:
"Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is: How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?"

ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF.

What is a Cat?

1. Cats do what they want.
2. They rarely listen to you.
3. They're totally unpredictable.
4. When you want to play, they want to be alone.
5. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
6. They expect you to cater to their every whim.
7. They're moody.
8. They leave hair everywhere.

CONCLUSION: They're tiny women in little fur coats.


What is a Dog?

1. Dogs spend all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house.
2. They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear you when you're in the same room.
3. They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.
4. They growl when they are not happy.
5. When you want to play, they want to play.
6. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
7. They leave their toys everywhere.
8. They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss.
9. They go right for your crotch as soon as they meet you.

CONCLUSION: They're tiny men in little fur coats

Random ficness

This is an idea that came to me late late late last night, so late it was tomorrow morning, and just wouldn't leave me alone until I did something with it.

This part is just the bit I have done on the first chapter---each chapter will be set up like an entry in a journal, or so I hope. And before you ask, I have not one single clue as to what the pairing will be on this, or if there will even be a pairing. I'm kinda writing this one as it comes to me.

So here's hoping it keeps comin.

Also, any suggestions for making it better would be received with hugs and chocolate.

( Diary of a Prisoner )