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It’s good to know my local mall is free from Chechen rebels with rocket launchers and intentions on taking my “ass virginity.”

This is ... uh, hmm.... I'm not really sure what you'd call this.

Zen of the Mall Ninja

Trust me, just go read it. Though, a legal notice....I hold no responsibility for any drink spewage that may occur while perusing this blog site.

I was thanked in an Oscar acceptance speech.

Well, not me personally, but since I work at a bookstore, I graciously accepted the thanks from the guys from Brokeback Mountain. Not telling here what they won for, you'll have to read that under the cut, in case there are those of you who recorded the show to watch at a later time.

( And the winners are.... )

Thank you. I now go to watch Aqua Teen Hunger Force.