Gag me with a frikkin spoon.

Is it just me, or has Simon gotten nicer? I swear to god, if I hear "you're super super talented" come from his mouth one more time, I'm going to show him how talented I am at projectile vomiting.

Mayhaps Paula slipped him a little happy pill before the show.

Wait, nix that...he just kicked someone off. YAY!

I love DVR.

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Trixxy, Ryan Seacrest is dissin yo boy.