There are probably zero people who want to know this

but, Smartfood's white cheddar popcorn is much better than Golden Flake.

Also?

To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.

–Jack Handey

Carry on with your day.