Buffy Quote meme
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luvxandera shiny nickel to anyone who can guess who my favorite character is...
* "Bad thing"? I was naked. "Bad thing" doesn't cover it"
Season 1
* "I laugh in the face of danger, and then I hide until it goes away."
Season 1
* "I don't like vampires. I'm going to take a stand and say they're not good."
Season 1
* "Come on, Slayer, I like it when you're scared. The more I scare you, the better you smell."
Season 1
* "You know, I don't know what everyone's talking about. That outfit doesn't make you look like a hooker"
Season 1
* "You're in love with a vampire? What, are you out of your mind?"
Season 1
* "You know, Buffy, Spring Fling just isn't any dance. It's a time for students to choose, um, a mate. And then we can observe their mating rituals, and tag them before they migrate...just kill me!"
Season 1
* "I guess a guy's gotta' be undead to make time with you."
Season 1
* "I don't handle rejection well. Funny, considering all the practice I've had, huh?"
Season 1
* "Well, I guess it could be worse. I could have gangrene on my face."
Season 1
* "What was he? A-a demon? A giant bug? Some kind of dark god with the secrets of nouvelle cuisine? I mean, we are talking creature- feature here, right?"
Season 2
* "I'm seventeen. Looking at linoleum makes me wanna have sex."
Season 2
* "Well, let's see, um, six feet tall, claws, a big old snout in the middle of his face like a wolf. Um, yeah, I'm sticking with my first guess."
Season 2
* "Are we overlooking the possibility that she may be very attracted to me? ... She's possessed."
Season 2
* "Hey, it's me. If Angel's doing something wrong, I wanna' know...'cause it gives me a happy"
Season 2
* "Angel's our friend...except I don't like him"
Season 2
* "Just meet me at Willow's house in half an hour and wear something trashy...er"
Season 2
* "What relationship? I mean, what life could they possibly have together? We're talking obedience school, paper training. Oz is always in the back, burying their thangs, and that kind of breed can turn on its owner"
Season 2
* "I made a mess, Giles. See, I found out that Amy's into witchcraft, and I was hurt, I guess, so I made her put the love whammy on Cordy, but it backfired. And now every woman in Sunnydale wants to make me her cuddle monkey. Which may sound swell on paper, but..."
Season 2
* "I'm sorry, but let's not forget that I hated Angel long before you guys jumped on the bandwagon. So I think I deserve a little something for not saying 'I told you so' long before now. And if Giles wants to go after the, uh, fiend that murdered his girlfriend, I say, 'Faster, pussycat, kill, kill."
Season 2
* "Man, Buffy! My whole life just flashed before my eyes. I gotta' get me a life!"
Season 2
* "It's officially nippy. So say my nips"
Season 2
* "So this spell might restore Angel's humanity? Well, here's an interesting angle: who cares?"
Season 2
* "You can paint this any way you want, but the way I see it is that you wanna' forget all about Ms Calendar's murder so you can get your boyfriend back."
Season 2
* "What am I gonna do? I think about sex all the time! Sex.. Help! Four times five is thirty...five times six is thirty-two... Naked girls. Naked women... Naked Buffy... Oh, stop me!"
Season 3
* "Oh, I'm up. I'm suddenly very up. It's just, um, I've never been up with people before"
Season 3
* "What, you just tripped and fell on his lips?"
Season 3
* "If anyone sees my spine laying around, just try not to step on it."
Season 3
* "Excuse me? Who, at a crucial moment, distracted the lead demon by allowing her to pummel him about the head?"
Season 3
* "Well, it must be that whole Angel-killed-his-girlfriend-and-tortured-him thing. Hey, Giles is pretty petty when it comes to stuff like that."
Season 3
* "Generally speaking, when scary things get scared - not good."
Season 3
* "Okay, so one vote from the Old Guy for a Smelly Cheese Night, and how many votes for actual fun, huh?"
Season 3
* "I've always been amazed with how Buffy fought, but in a way, I feel like we took her punning for granted."
Season 3
* "For what? For Angel to go psycho again the next time you give him a happy?"
Season 3
* "Oh, it must be that whole 'Angel killed his girlfriend and tortured him' thing, and Giles is petty when it comes to stuff like that."
Season 3
* "The comedy stylings of Miss Cordelia Chase, everyone. Who, incidentally, won't be needing a higher education when she markets her own very successful line of hooker wear"
Season 3
* "Will, this is verging on naughty touching, here. Don't want to fall back on bad habits. Hands! Hands in new places"
Season 3
* "Oh my god, he's looking at her! He's got his filthy, adult, Pierce-Brosny eyes all over my Cordy"
Season 3
* "What am I gonna do? I think about sex all the time. Sex. Help! 4 times 5 is 30. 5 times 6 is 32. Naked girls. Naked women. Naked Buffy. Oh, stop me!"
Season 3
* "I need a volunteer to hit Wesley"
Season 3
* "Well, it's just good to know that when the chips are down and things look grim, you'll feed on the girl who loves you to save your own ass"
Season 3
* "He got hit by the Buffinator. Now he's powerless."
Season 4
* "Buffy, this is all about fear. It's understandable, but you can't let it control you. "Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to anger." No wait, hold on. "Fear leads to hate. Hate leads to the dark side." Hold on, no, umm, ""First you get the women, then you get the money, then you..." Okay, can we forget that?"
Season 4
* "You and Willow go do the superpower thing, I'll stay behind and putt around the Batcave with crusty old Alfred here."
Season 4
* "I didn't order any vampires"
Season 4
* "Anya? Last time I saw you fleeing in terror. So how'd that work out for you?"
Season 4
* "Well, how about this? We whip out the ouija board, light a few candles, summon some ancient, unstoppable evil. Mayhem, mayhem, mayhem."
Season 4
* "But sexual interc-- What you're talking about, well--and I'm actually turning into a woman as I say this--but it's about expressing something. And accepting consequences"
Season 4
* "And the amazing thing... still more romantic than Faith"
Season 4
* "Whoa, Giles has a TV. Everybody, Giles has a TV! He's shallow like us"
Season 4
* "I don't know - I was going for ferocious/scary, but it's coming out more dryly sardonic"
Season 4
* "Hey, can we come rocketing back to the part about me and my new syphilis?"
Season 4
* "Maybe it's the syphilis talking, but some of that made sense"
Season 4
* "And you know what? I think my syphilis is clearing right up"
Season 4
* "I happen to be very biteable, pal. I'm moist and delicious"
Season 4
* "I hate to break it to you, Oh Impotent One, but you're not 'The Big Bad' anymore. You're not even the 'Kind of Naughty"
Season 4
* "The thing is, I think Riley's okay in an oafish kind of way, but am I the only one with a big, floating question-mark over his head about this Initiative thing?"
Season 4
* "That's great, Riley, and, you know, there's no polite way to ask you this, but, uh... did they put a chip in your brain?"
Season 4
* "Her. Dark hair, yea tall, name of Faith, criminally insane"
Season 4
* "Angel's an okay guy if he's mopey and sad and brooding, but you give him even one second of pure, real pleasure..."
Season 4
* "Tara's your girlfriend?"
Season 4
* "Just because you're better than us doesn't mean you can be all superior"
Season 4
* "Spike's working for Adam?!? After all we've done-- Nah, I can't even act surprised"
Season 4
* "You should never hurt the feelings of a brutal killer. You know, that's, uh, that's actually some pretty good advice."
Season 5
* "Hey, uh, Evil Dead, you're in my seat."
Season 5
* "I think I've actually turned into someone you want around after a crazed robot attack"
Season 5
* "You are one crazy troll! I'm not choosing between my girlfriend and my best friend. That's insane troll logic."
Season 5
* "No, we're not going to leave you. And where'd you get that accent, Sesame Street? Von, two, three... three victims. Mwah, hahahhaha!"
Season 5
* "I will serve you, your excellent spookiness. Or Master, I'll just stick with Master"
Season 5
* "I think you're drawing a lot of crazy conclusions about the Unholy Prince"
Season 5
* "I'm supposed to deliver you to the Master now. There's this whole deal where I get to be immortal. You cool with that?"
Season 5
* "Master, I deliver the Slayer. She who you most desire. Sorry -- 'whom"
Season 5
* "Nobody harms my Master"
Season 5
* "Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects, and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt-monkey"
Season 5
* "Okay. I'm not panicking. I'm not. I'm not. Stop looking at me like I'm panicking"
Season 6
# Hello! I'm back! Clean and with the better smell now"
Season 6
# "I love you, Willow. I love crayon breaky Willow and I love scary veiny Willow. So if you're gonna end the world, you're gonna have to start with me!"
Season 6
# "It is kinda strange, how you keep saving the world, and there's not any proof."
Season 7
# "Thanks for clearing that up, 'cause otherwise we might've thought you were up to no good here at the satanic manhole cover."
Season 7
# "Potential slayers can function without sleep. Me, I'm no good without my usual 90 minutes"
Season 7
# "I'm a strong, successful male who is giddy at the thought of all the women I will no doubt be dating in the near future."
Season 7
# "Hey, party in my eyesocket and everyone's invited!"
Season 7
# "Outside of drugs and violence and unwanted pregnancy, and unleashing of hordes of Armageddon that comes pouring out of the school's foundation every now and then, what troubles could these kids have?"
Season 7
# "I saved the world with talking, from my mouth. My mouth saved the world"
Season 7
# "From beneath you, it devours." It's not the friendliest jingle, is it? It's no "I like Ike" or "Milk: it does a body good"
Season 7
# "Seven years, Dawn. Working with the Slayer. Seeing my friends get more and more powerful... a witch. A demon. Hell, I could fit Oz in my shaving kit, but come a full moon, he had a wolfy mojo not to be messed with. Powerful, all of them. And I'm the guy who fixes the windows"
Season 7
# "They'll never know how tough it is, Dawnie, to be the one who isn't Chosen, to live so near the spotlight and never step in it. But I know. I see more than anybody realizes because nobody's watching me. I saw you last night. I see you working here today. You're not special. You're extraordinary."
Season 7
# "What do you think happened? Another demon woman was attracted to me. I'm going gay! I've decided I'm turning gay. Willow, gay me up. Come on, let's gay"
Season 7
* "Bad thing"? I was naked. "Bad thing" doesn't cover it"
Season 1
* "I laugh in the face of danger, and then I hide until it goes away."
Season 1
* "I don't like vampires. I'm going to take a stand and say they're not good."
Season 1
* "Come on, Slayer, I like it when you're scared. The more I scare you, the better you smell."
Season 1
* "You know, I don't know what everyone's talking about. That outfit doesn't make you look like a hooker"
Season 1
* "You're in love with a vampire? What, are you out of your mind?"
Season 1
* "You know, Buffy, Spring Fling just isn't any dance. It's a time for students to choose, um, a mate. And then we can observe their mating rituals, and tag them before they migrate...just kill me!"
Season 1
* "I guess a guy's gotta' be undead to make time with you."
Season 1
* "I don't handle rejection well. Funny, considering all the practice I've had, huh?"
Season 1
* "Well, I guess it could be worse. I could have gangrene on my face."
Season 1
* "What was he? A-a demon? A giant bug? Some kind of dark god with the secrets of nouvelle cuisine? I mean, we are talking creature- feature here, right?"
Season 2
* "I'm seventeen. Looking at linoleum makes me wanna have sex."
Season 2
* "Well, let's see, um, six feet tall, claws, a big old snout in the middle of his face like a wolf. Um, yeah, I'm sticking with my first guess."
Season 2
* "Are we overlooking the possibility that she may be very attracted to me? ... She's possessed."
Season 2
* "Hey, it's me. If Angel's doing something wrong, I wanna' know...'cause it gives me a happy"
Season 2
* "Angel's our friend...except I don't like him"
Season 2
* "Just meet me at Willow's house in half an hour and wear something trashy...er"
Season 2
* "What relationship? I mean, what life could they possibly have together? We're talking obedience school, paper training. Oz is always in the back, burying their thangs, and that kind of breed can turn on its owner"
Season 2
* "I made a mess, Giles. See, I found out that Amy's into witchcraft, and I was hurt, I guess, so I made her put the love whammy on Cordy, but it backfired. And now every woman in Sunnydale wants to make me her cuddle monkey. Which may sound swell on paper, but..."
Season 2
* "I'm sorry, but let's not forget that I hated Angel long before you guys jumped on the bandwagon. So I think I deserve a little something for not saying 'I told you so' long before now. And if Giles wants to go after the, uh, fiend that murdered his girlfriend, I say, 'Faster, pussycat, kill, kill."
Season 2
* "Man, Buffy! My whole life just flashed before my eyes. I gotta' get me a life!"
Season 2
* "It's officially nippy. So say my nips"
Season 2
* "So this spell might restore Angel's humanity? Well, here's an interesting angle: who cares?"
Season 2
* "You can paint this any way you want, but the way I see it is that you wanna' forget all about Ms Calendar's murder so you can get your boyfriend back."
Season 2
* "What am I gonna do? I think about sex all the time! Sex.. Help! Four times five is thirty...five times six is thirty-two... Naked girls. Naked women... Naked Buffy... Oh, stop me!"
Season 3
* "Oh, I'm up. I'm suddenly very up. It's just, um, I've never been up with people before"
Season 3
* "What, you just tripped and fell on his lips?"
Season 3
* "If anyone sees my spine laying around, just try not to step on it."
Season 3
* "Excuse me? Who, at a crucial moment, distracted the lead demon by allowing her to pummel him about the head?"
Season 3
* "Well, it must be that whole Angel-killed-his-girlfriend-and-tortured-him thing. Hey, Giles is pretty petty when it comes to stuff like that."
Season 3
* "Generally speaking, when scary things get scared - not good."
Season 3
* "Okay, so one vote from the Old Guy for a Smelly Cheese Night, and how many votes for actual fun, huh?"
Season 3
* "I've always been amazed with how Buffy fought, but in a way, I feel like we took her punning for granted."
Season 3
* "For what? For Angel to go psycho again the next time you give him a happy?"
Season 3
* "Oh, it must be that whole 'Angel killed his girlfriend and tortured him' thing, and Giles is petty when it comes to stuff like that."
Season 3
* "The comedy stylings of Miss Cordelia Chase, everyone. Who, incidentally, won't be needing a higher education when she markets her own very successful line of hooker wear"
Season 3
* "Will, this is verging on naughty touching, here. Don't want to fall back on bad habits. Hands! Hands in new places"
Season 3
* "Oh my god, he's looking at her! He's got his filthy, adult, Pierce-Brosny eyes all over my Cordy"
Season 3
* "What am I gonna do? I think about sex all the time. Sex. Help! 4 times 5 is 30. 5 times 6 is 32. Naked girls. Naked women. Naked Buffy. Oh, stop me!"
Season 3
* "I need a volunteer to hit Wesley"
Season 3
* "Well, it's just good to know that when the chips are down and things look grim, you'll feed on the girl who loves you to save your own ass"
Season 3
* "He got hit by the Buffinator. Now he's powerless."
Season 4
* "Buffy, this is all about fear. It's understandable, but you can't let it control you. "Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to anger." No wait, hold on. "Fear leads to hate. Hate leads to the dark side." Hold on, no, umm, ""First you get the women, then you get the money, then you..." Okay, can we forget that?"
Season 4
* "You and Willow go do the superpower thing, I'll stay behind and putt around the Batcave with crusty old Alfred here."
Season 4
* "I didn't order any vampires"
Season 4
* "Anya? Last time I saw you fleeing in terror. So how'd that work out for you?"
Season 4
* "Well, how about this? We whip out the ouija board, light a few candles, summon some ancient, unstoppable evil. Mayhem, mayhem, mayhem."
Season 4
* "But sexual interc-- What you're talking about, well--and I'm actually turning into a woman as I say this--but it's about expressing something. And accepting consequences"
Season 4
* "And the amazing thing... still more romantic than Faith"
Season 4
* "Whoa, Giles has a TV. Everybody, Giles has a TV! He's shallow like us"
Season 4
* "I don't know - I was going for ferocious/scary, but it's coming out more dryly sardonic"
Season 4
* "Hey, can we come rocketing back to the part about me and my new syphilis?"
Season 4
* "Maybe it's the syphilis talking, but some of that made sense"
Season 4
* "And you know what? I think my syphilis is clearing right up"
Season 4
* "I happen to be very biteable, pal. I'm moist and delicious"
Season 4
* "I hate to break it to you, Oh Impotent One, but you're not 'The Big Bad' anymore. You're not even the 'Kind of Naughty"
Season 4
* "The thing is, I think Riley's okay in an oafish kind of way, but am I the only one with a big, floating question-mark over his head about this Initiative thing?"
Season 4
* "That's great, Riley, and, you know, there's no polite way to ask you this, but, uh... did they put a chip in your brain?"
Season 4
* "Her. Dark hair, yea tall, name of Faith, criminally insane"
Season 4
* "Angel's an okay guy if he's mopey and sad and brooding, but you give him even one second of pure, real pleasure..."
Season 4
* "Tara's your girlfriend?"
Season 4
* "Just because you're better than us doesn't mean you can be all superior"
Season 4
* "Spike's working for Adam?!? After all we've done-- Nah, I can't even act surprised"
Season 4
* "You should never hurt the feelings of a brutal killer. You know, that's, uh, that's actually some pretty good advice."
Season 5
* "Hey, uh, Evil Dead, you're in my seat."
Season 5
* "I think I've actually turned into someone you want around after a crazed robot attack"
Season 5
* "You are one crazy troll! I'm not choosing between my girlfriend and my best friend. That's insane troll logic."
Season 5
* "No, we're not going to leave you. And where'd you get that accent, Sesame Street? Von, two, three... three victims. Mwah, hahahhaha!"
Season 5
* "I will serve you, your excellent spookiness. Or Master, I'll just stick with Master"
Season 5
* "I think you're drawing a lot of crazy conclusions about the Unholy Prince"
Season 5
* "I'm supposed to deliver you to the Master now. There's this whole deal where I get to be immortal. You cool with that?"
Season 5
* "Master, I deliver the Slayer. She who you most desire. Sorry -- 'whom"
Season 5
* "Nobody harms my Master"
Season 5
* "Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects, and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt-monkey"
Season 5
* "Okay. I'm not panicking. I'm not. I'm not. Stop looking at me like I'm panicking"
Season 6
# Hello! I'm back! Clean and with the better smell now"
Season 6
# "I love you, Willow. I love crayon breaky Willow and I love scary veiny Willow. So if you're gonna end the world, you're gonna have to start with me!"
Season 6
# "It is kinda strange, how you keep saving the world, and there's not any proof."
Season 7
# "Thanks for clearing that up, 'cause otherwise we might've thought you were up to no good here at the satanic manhole cover."
Season 7
# "Potential slayers can function without sleep. Me, I'm no good without my usual 90 minutes"
Season 7
# "I'm a strong, successful male who is giddy at the thought of all the women I will no doubt be dating in the near future."
Season 7
# "Hey, party in my eyesocket and everyone's invited!"
Season 7
# "Outside of drugs and violence and unwanted pregnancy, and unleashing of hordes of Armageddon that comes pouring out of the school's foundation every now and then, what troubles could these kids have?"
Season 7
# "I saved the world with talking, from my mouth. My mouth saved the world"
Season 7
# "From beneath you, it devours." It's not the friendliest jingle, is it? It's no "I like Ike" or "Milk: it does a body good"
Season 7
# "Seven years, Dawn. Working with the Slayer. Seeing my friends get more and more powerful... a witch. A demon. Hell, I could fit Oz in my shaving kit, but come a full moon, he had a wolfy mojo not to be messed with. Powerful, all of them. And I'm the guy who fixes the windows"
Season 7
# "They'll never know how tough it is, Dawnie, to be the one who isn't Chosen, to live so near the spotlight and never step in it. But I know. I see more than anybody realizes because nobody's watching me. I saw you last night. I see you working here today. You're not special. You're extraordinary."
Season 7
# "What do you think happened? Another demon woman was attracted to me. I'm going gay! I've decided I'm turning gay. Willow, gay me up. Come on, let's gay"
Season 7
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Date: 2008-09-18 05:02 am (UTC);)
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Date: 2008-09-18 05:05 am (UTC)I so need antipsychotics.
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Date: 2008-09-18 05:07 am (UTC)You. Are adorable :)
Dean would totally kick ass for his sister-in-law :)
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Date: 2008-09-18 05:08 am (UTC)Well, aww shucks ma'am.
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Date: 2008-09-18 05:48 am (UTC)Ahhh, Xander....
"It begins... I feel the dark power rushing through me, changing me, bringing me to my destiny; it's a little early- I had this whole section on Civic Pride..."