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[luvxander]

You know how you always say to yourself, "Hey, Self. We really need to get the fuck out of Alabama and, quite possibly, move on with our lives."

Well, that is never more true than when you're sitting in your car, driving home from a date, and you actually hear yourself think, "Well, bad sex is better than no sex." And it's NOT the punchline to a joke.

I really have to go somewhere to meet men who are not redneck assholes, cause the days of 'stick it in and go pokey pokey' being enough to qualify as ended in high school.

Seriously, why are there no good, decent gay men within a 100 mile radius of me? ARGH!!!!



In other news, I need someone to cap season 1 of Desperate Housewives and make me some Bree Van de Camp icons....quite possibly with "WWBVdKD?" on a couple of them. (for those not in the know, that's What Would Bree Van de Kamp Do?)


Aaaaaannnnd....I need someone to be on at least ONE messenger to keep me company as I sit up and decide what I'm going to watch tonight that I have already (because my downloader seems to be broken), or can watch instantly on Netflix.

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[inkandchocolate.livejournal.com]

Oh honey... *hugs you tight* Move to PA, we'll have such fun and Philadelphia is chock full of yummy gay men!

[luvxander.livejournal.com]

See, at first, I got a bit too excited when you said PA, but then I figured out you meant Pennsylvania, and I was all, "Oh!"

I would gladly come to Philly...think you could help me score some Brian Kinney action?