Umm...

[luvxander]

Dear guys,

If you feel the need to constantly tug on your crotch, most of us assume that you either a) have crotch rot, b) have underwear that is much too tight, or c) are hitting on us in a very lewd (thought sometimes welcome) manner.

Just thought you should know that.

Love,

Me!

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Comments

[sweptawaybayou.livejournal.com]

:) :) :) :)

You are so incredibly adorable. and perfect. we should totally date other people while being completely together.

xoxoxo

[luvxander.livejournal.com]

We totes should...but you still have to share the peaches with frosting.