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A. Age ~ Physically, I'm 35. Emotionally, I'm 13. Financially, I'm 5.

B. Bed Size ~ Queen. Did you really expect anything else?

C. Chore You Hate ~ Dishes.

D. Dogs ~ I have one, but she lives with my Mom in Tennessee, because I can't have her.

E. Essential Start to Your Day ~ Email, Facebook, Twitter. In that order.

F. Favorite Color ~ Black.

G. Gold or Silver? ~ Silver. Gold is too over-done.

H. Height ~ Somewhere around 6'2", I think.

I. Instruments I Play ~ Drums, which I will never touch again, thank you.

J. Job Title ~ Lead CSR for Circle K. Also full time student at University of South Alabama.

K. Kids ~ One niece and a nephew by blood, and plenty of adopted ones.

L. Live ~ Mobile, Alabama....but I desperately want to get out of this state!

M. Mom's Name ~ Shelia

N. Nicknames ~ Monkey, Ceej, CJ...others that aren't fit for mixed company.

O. Overnight Hospital Stays ~ Does sneaking into an empty room to have sex with the cute nurse count?

P. Pet Peeve ~ OMG!!! So many. Ignorace is the worst.

Q. Quote From a Movie ~ "I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way." - Jessica Rabbit in Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)

R. Right or Left Handed ~ Right

S. Siblings ~ 2. An older brother I can't stand and a younger brother I don't really know.

T. Time You Wake Up ~ That all depends on what time I have to be at work/school. I time my wake ups to 2 hours before I have to be somewhere.

U. Underwear ~ Hanes!

V. Vegetables You Dislike ~ Almost all of them.

W. What Makes You Run Late ~ I'm a serial procrastinator.

X. X-Rays You've Had ~ Just one, on my foot when I broke my toe.

Y. Yummy Food You Make ~ The one dish I have perfected is my macaroni & cheese.

Z. Zoo ~ I love going to the zoo. Unfortunately, there isn't one within 2 hours of me.

Tagged by essene

When you read this you're tagged! Take a picture of you in your current state, no changing your clothes or quickly putting on makeup. NO PHOTOSHOP. Show your F-List the Real You!

I am extremely exhausted. I worked all night last night, took my mom in for a colonoscopy today (everything's fine), then went and hung out with Sarah and Melanie to watch the gag reels for all seasons of SPN, a couple from Smallville, Firefly, and Serenity.

So, I give you memeage!!!!


1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 123.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the next 4-7 sentences on your LJ along with these instructions.
5. Don't you dare dig for that "cool" or "intellectual" book in your closet! I know you were thinking about it! Just pick up whatever is closest (unless it's too troublesome to reach and is really heavy. Then go back to step 1).


Closest book to me was Red Pyramid by Rick Riordan.

We turned onto the FDR Drive, and the scene disappeared from view.
"Nice," I admitted.
"It won't hold them long," Bast said. "Now -- Central Park!"

Bast ditched the Lexus at the Metropolitan Museum of Art.
"We'll run from here," she said. "It's just behind the museum."
When she said run, she meant it. Sadie and I had to sprint to keep up, and Bast wasn't even breaking a sweat. She didn't stop for little things like hot dog stands or parked cars. Anything under ten feet tall she leaped over with ease, leaving us to scramble around the obstacles as best as we could.

You're on my Friends List. I want to know 36 things about you. I don't care if we never talk, or if we already know everything about each other. Short and sweet is fine ... You're on my list, so I want to know you better! Be honest! Copy from here and then repost in a comment. Then repost the empty questions on your LJ.

Seriously, some of you I know stuff about, some of you I don't know much. I want to know more. I want to get better at this...socializing thing...

01) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
02) What was your dream growing up?
03) What talent do you wish you had?
04) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
05) Favorite vegetable?
06) What was the last book you read?
07) What zodiac sign are you?
08) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.
09) Worst Habit?
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
11) What is your favorite sport?
12) Do you have a Pessimistic or Optimistic attitude?
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
16) Do you have any pets?
17) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?
18) What was your first impression of me?
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
22) What color eyes do you have?
23) Ever been arrested?
24) Bottle or can soda?
25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
26) What's your favorite place to hang out at?
27) Do you believe in ghosts?
28) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
29) Do you swear a lot?
30) Biggest pet peeve?
31) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
32) Do you believe/appreciate romance?
33) Favourite and least favourite food?
34) Do you believe in God?
35) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?

YOU
1. Name:
2. Date of birth:
3. Where you live:
4. What makes you happy:
5. Currently listening/the last thing you listened to:
6. Do you read my journal?:
7. If yes, what makes it especially good or bad?:
8. An interesting fact about you:
9. Are you in love/do you have a crush at the moment?:
10. Favourite place to spend time:
11. Favourite lyric:
12. A memory you'd like to share (nice, funny, embarrassing, special, whatever!):
13. How did we meet here?
14. LOL: Have I, since you've known me, ever corrupted you into any kind of music/person/show/fandom? If so, what was it?

RECOMMEND
1. A film:
2. A book:
3. A band, a song, or album:
4. A TV show:

PLUS
1. One thing you like about me:
2. Two things you like about yourself:
3. Look at my friends-list and tell what you like about one of our mutual friends:
4. Put this in your journal so that I can tell you what I like about you.

So, this December meme thing. I wanna play. So I'm going to do catch up and post all the way through today in this one post, under different cuts.

There are a few pictures in this, as well as a couple of videos and links.

Hope someone's actually reading this and I'm not just talking to myself, internet style.

Day 1 - Your Favorite Song

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Day 2 - Your Favorite Movie

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Day 3 - Your Favorite Television Program

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Day 4 - Your Favorite Book

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Day 5 - Your Favorite Quote

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Day 6 - Whatever Tickles Your Fancy

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Day 7 - A Photo That Makes You Happy

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Day 8 - A Photo That Makes You Angry/Sad

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Day 9 - A Photo You Took

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Day 10 - A Photo of you Taken over 10 years ago

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Day 11 - A photo of you taken recently

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Day 12 - Whatever tickles your fancy

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( The rest of the month )

Go to UrbanDictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you.

1. Your name?
Carl - Man of unparralled sexiness, hung like a donkey and a god in the sack. Can pull women in his sleep and is completely oblivious to his own sexiness and magnetic pull with women. Also very forgiving!

Wow, did you see that guy, he was beyond sexy!

Yeah he's a Carl for sure!

2. Your age?
33 - The percentage of sexually active highschoolers who will have intercourse with more than 4 people before gradcuation- often used as a replacement for the words slut, hoe, whore etc.

"I can't believe what a hoe you are! Laura, you're such a 33!"

3. One of your friends?
Margaret - A girl who craves attention. Is also one of the most giving people you will ever meet, but do not cross her since she can be the spawn of Satan. Is apparently good in bed, does not have the best luck in finding worthy partners.

Britt: I am sorry that you were in a Margaret situation with your boyfriend Carla.

Jake: Be nice to her she can be such a Margaret sometimes.

4. What should you be doing?
Cooking - A word to describe the act of making methamphetamines

He was arrested for cooking

5. Favorite color?
Purple - Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to them. Also accompanied by a fragant, usually fruity smell and mad perma-grin.

Yo, you gotta come over and smoke, boy! I got the purple!

6. Hometown?
Georgiana - A crazy little person who likes to jump up and down alot.

person1: stop jumping
p2:no, never!
p1: what is you like georgiana!?!?!?!

7. Month of your birthday?
January - The best month of the year with February right behind.when the coolest/hottest people were born. Also the prettiest time of the year..snow & winter time. Who doesnt love January?

Person 1: Im glad its January

Person 2: Hell yea my birthdays this month!

Person 1: IKR?! mine too.

Person 2: who doesnt love January?

8. Last person you talked to?
Sonja - A beautiful, sexy, bootylicious female. She is worshipped by many & has been the cause of many huge cult followings in the early 1990's. Sonja's usually keep a low profile, so consider it a rare and special event to be blessed by her presence.

It's a Sonja day, I'm gonna buy myself a lotto ticket!

That ass is perfect, just like Sonja.

9. Where are you right now?
Home - In relationships, "getting home" is to have sex with the other person.
(as an analogy of beisball, the different steps from kissing to actually having sex, have been compared to getting 1st,2nd 3rd base, and finally "getting home")

I "got home" with my girl last night, if you know what i mean...

10. Your nickname?
Monkey - Slang for the female genetalia, Pussy!

Hey dog, that bitch has a fat ass monkey!!

11. Your favorite sport?
Spectator - Spectator is a commonly used term to describe the 'odd sheep in the pen' in regards to women and their associates. In other words the 'fatter' of the friends, one who doesn't look after personal figure, the girl who goes and watches her 'fitter' friends play sport, whilst sitting on the side line eating a pie.

1. "Mate, why did you have to bring the spectator back to ours last night?"

2. "Mate the only way i was going to root the amazing one was if the ugly friend came along"

1. "fair enough then ya pol cat."

Rules:

01. Answer each of the questions below the cut using the [Flickr] search engine.
02. Choose a photo from the first three pages.
03. Copy the URL of your favorite photos [here].
04. Then share with the world.

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OTHER THAN LJ, link to five websites you visit every day or nearly every day.

Mine:
Myspace
Twitter
Craigslist
Netflix
Amazon

Answers to questions from angeljade

*sense of humor, loyalty, ease of communication. In true friends, there are no flaws.

*that's a hard one. Can I have the first one and not tell the second about it?

*angry - angry chick music, a la early Alannis Morrissette.
sad - country
happy - techno dance stuff

*no. lust at first sight, maybe. love? no.

*barely, lol. but I think I can make it, as long as I have MSN and email.