*stomach growls*

[luvxander]

I have 10 more minutes until my pizza is free, if it has not arrived. Right now, there's a war going on inside me between my desire to have my pizza, and my desire not to pay for it.

ION: By all the spam today, you can probably tell that I'm off and bored. And no one's online.

IOON: I have SPN up to current, Smallville up to current, Charmed, 4400 season 2, or cartoon network - I'm having a hard time trying to decide on what to watch.

P.S. I'm very very very bored.

Comments

[luvxander.livejournal.com]

*giggles insanely*

and no, I didn't get the pizza free, but it is delicious, however.

[betagoddess.livejournal.com]

Glad you liked that one. It gave me a good laugh for sure. =>}

Yeah, I love pizza, too and you're giving me a craving. *sigh*

Can you stand one more? *g*

Sexy Frog:

A lonely young blonde, goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet. She notices a box full of live frogs with sign that reads:
"Sex Frogs! Only $20 each! Comes with complete instructions."

The excited blonde excitedly whispers softly to the clerk, "I'll take one."

As the clerk packages the frog, he tells her, "Now, just read and follow the instructions."

As soon as she gets home to her apartment, the blonde opens the instructions, reads them very carefully and follows each step exactly.

1. Take a warm shower.
2. Splash on some nice perfume.
3. Slip into a very sexy nightie.
4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down beside you. Allow the frog to do what he has been trained to do.

To her surprise nothing happens! She's very disappointed and quite upset. She re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it says, "If you have any problems, please call the pet store." So, the blonde calls the pet store. The man says, "I'll be right over."

Within minutes, the pet store clerk rings her doorbell. The blonde welcomes him in and says, "See, I've done everything according to the instructions and the damn frog just sits there."

The clerk, looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares directly into its eyes and sternly says: "Listen to me! I'm only going to show you how to do this one more time!"