*stomach growls*

[luvxander]

I have 10 more minutes until my pizza is free, if it has not arrived. Right now, there's a war going on inside me between my desire to have my pizza, and my desire not to pay for it.

ION: By all the spam today, you can probably tell that I'm off and bored. And no one's online.

IOON: I have SPN up to current, Smallville up to current, Charmed, 4400 season 2, or cartoon network - I'm having a hard time trying to decide on what to watch.

P.S. I'm very very very bored.

Comments

[betagoddess.livejournal.com]

A little humour for you to ease the boredom. =>}

Talking dog

A guy is driving around Tennessee and he sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog For Sale."

He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador retriever sitting there.

"You talk?" he asks.

"Yep," the Lab replies.

"So, what's your story?"

The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one
figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running."

"But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security wandering near suspicious characters and listening in."

"I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

"Ten dollars," the guy says.

"Ten dollars? This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"

"Because he's a bald-face liar. He never did any of that shit."

[theamusedone.livejournal.com]

What you really need is porn, something I really need to send off to you at some point soon.

Unhappily, fisting keeps popping up in a lot of what I have of late, not something that turns me on. Kind of the opposite in fact. Ah well, it's happily skippable.

[chocgood84.livejournal.com]

Wow, every place in chicago stopped doing that "free if late" thing because no businesses were making any money. lol.