Stolen from wolfshark

[luvxander]

I would like all my LJ friends to comment about how you got to know me. But I want you to LIE. That's right. Just make it up. If you'd like, copy this to your journal so I can do the same.

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Also, today totally proves that shopping is a complete therapeutic process.

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Baby...the Choctaws call it allunsi

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

We met in 1986 at a Greasy Pole Contest in Meridian, Mississippi. I was the defending 1985 Greasy Pole champion, but it turns out that the title is all sash and no purse, because I didn't have a dime to my name. You bought me a Jiffy Burger with extra pickles and I shared with you the greasy pole secret: roll around in the dirt real good before you climb the pole, and you'll shimmy right up it!

Well, your longer leg hair (and the way you looked in that pencil skirt with the side-slit) really gave you an edge, and you won the prize that day. But we both felt like winners, as we shared a basket of fried peaches, won matching Motley Crue mirrors at the dart booth and took turns making out with the beautiful Choctaw boy who ran the Tilt-a-Whirl. He called us both "Allunsi", but you'll always be CJ to me.

Re: Baby...the Choctaws call it allunsi

[luvxander.livejournal.com]

Okay. I literally have tears rolling down my cheeks right now.

Re: Baby...the Choctaws call it allunsi

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

In the interest of full disclosure: I "borrowed" the Greasy Pole and Jiffy Burgers from Dolly Parton's autobiography. The beautiful Choctaw boy was also someone I fell in love with for a day at the OK State Fair in 1985. We kissed, we held hands, I rode the Tilt-a-Whirl for free all day and then we went back our respective homes that were 30 minutes apart, which as you will remember, might as well have been galaxies apart when you're 14 and vehicle-less.

I thought this story did us justice, though.

Re: Baby...the Choctaws call it allunsi

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

YOU PULLED THE BIG RAGU DEFENSE!

Re: Baby...the Choctaws call it allunsi

[luvxander.livejournal.com]

Not to mention, she placed hers in Meridian, Mississippi.

Re: Baby...the Choctaws call it allunsi

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

I don't even know what Carmine has to do with this! What? Maybe it's your accent. Say moose and squirrel.

Re: Baby...the Choctaws call it allunsi

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Carmine Ragusa and Laverne and Shirley had an episode where they had to climb a greased poll!

Now you're gonna tell me that you don't know who BooBoo Kitty is, and my world will crumble.

Re: Baby...the Choctaws call it allunsi

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

I totally know who BooBoo Kitty is! Your world is safe. My favorite is when Shirley was trying to teach Laverne to drive (the brake was a can of beans, I think the gas was a can of soup) and Laverne "ran over" BooBoo Kitty. "The pedestrian always has the right of way!" I don't remember the greasy pole episode, though! *is stumped*

Re: Baby...the Choctaws call it allunsi

[luvxander.livejournal.com]

Is it bad that I don't know who BooBoo Kitty is? I know Laverne and Shirley, but I don't know BooBoo Kitty or Carmine Ragusa.